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Phoenix Wright ([personal profile] subpoenah) wrote2020-12-13 07:15 pm

☞ INBOX


text / video / audio / etc.
jurisprudence: hey baby you can habeus my corpus any day of the week (CLEAR ⚖️ shit is he flirting with me)

[personal profile] jurisprudence 2020-12-20 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
At least three, but likely more.

[..........................]

I'm running out of duties to assign them.
jurisprudence: it's within my original jurisdiction to tell you how stupid you are (SKEPTIC ⚖️ be judging like john marshall)

[personal profile] jurisprudence 2020-12-20 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Thirteen and fourteen. I'm not certain about the last.
jurisprudence: not sure if pondering or just dissociating into the middle distance (DEADPAN ⚖️ oh lord give me strength)

[personal profile] jurisprudence 2020-12-20 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Courier duties, mostly. Run these documents from my office to the city center, and so on.

Another stated a preference for animals so I directed him to a reputable farmer in need of help wintering his cattle.

It's ridiculous that there isn't some sort of social safety net to deal with this sort of thing.
jurisprudence: which means it's probably larry because you know what they say (RAISE ⚖️ smells like bullshit to me)

[personal profile] jurisprudence 2020-12-20 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Hardly. Now that you've shown your face here, I'm content to leave the child-wrangling entirely to you.

I have more important things to do, after all.
jurisprudence: not sure if pondering or just dissociating into the middle distance (DEADPAN ⚖️ oh lord give me strength)

[personal profile] jurisprudence 2020-12-20 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
...

Franziska, evidently, has also seen fit to put in an appearance.
jurisprudence: the secret is that you steep the leaves in five cans of monster (TEA ⚖️ it's my top secret special blend)

[personal profile] jurisprudence 2020-12-20 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Worse. She has a siren.
jurisprudence: i know this witness is lying because her name is lotta hart and her lips are moving (BORED ⚖️ wake me up when she's done)

[personal profile] jurisprudence 2020-12-20 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
You realize, of course, that doing so is only delaying the inevitable.
jurisprudence: i actually don't know what else to do here so i'm just going to stare (FLAT ⚖️ king of the resting bitchface)

[personal profile] jurisprudence 2020-12-20 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Evidently her magic allows her to curse people. She struck me with temporary blindness, for example.

If she throws anything at you, don't let it hit you.
jurisprudence: which means it's probably larry because you know what they say (RAISE ⚖️ smells like bullshit to me)

[personal profile] jurisprudence 2020-12-20 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'm saying stay out of range.
jurisprudence: the superb owls have been sportsballing well lately, it appears (IGNORE ⚖️ shut up i'm reading the news)

[personal profile] jurisprudence 2020-12-20 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
I just told you she hit me, too.

I'm aware it isn't easy. Just don't be careless.